{"product_id":"proper-badger-would-never","title":"Proper Badger Would Never!","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf You Give a Mouse a Cookie meets No, David! in this hilarious story of misbehavior and misadventure with a very proper badger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProper Badger has been invited to a party. He is quite pleased. He will wear his best coat and bow tie and be a very proper guest. He most certainly won't ruin the party because of his badger antics because, as Proper Badger assures us, he will be on his best behavior.*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDig his claws into the cake? Have a little accident on the rug in the hallway? He would NEVER.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom debut author Lauren Glattly and New York Times bestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!,Rob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and the Pig the Pug series!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*No, he won't.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Flamingo Books","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover Picture Book","offer_id":48867324952883,"sku":"9780593528167","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/6181\/5859\/files\/9780593528167.jpg?v=1713886715","url":"https:\/\/www.bluebirdcrozet.com\/products\/proper-badger-would-never","provider":"Bluebird \u0026 Company Crozet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}